Satire: Greens announce 2015 manifesto

The Green Party of England and Wales have announced their manifesto for this year’s general election on 7 May.

Leader Natalie Bennett has claimed that the Greens pledges are “fully-costed” which she hopes will alleive fears following a plethora of unconvincing recent interviews.

Let’s investigate the manifesto in more detail.

Actually, sod this. I was going to do a satire but after scanning over all 84 pages (you have to fear for the trees) it appears the party has already done it for me – with corkers such as banning rabbit cages, increasing the foreign aid budget and a 60% top rate of income tax. By the time all of this government interference is implemented it will be like having Bennett in your taxed bed with you. What a harrowing thought.

Enjoy.

https://www.greenparty.org.uk/assets/files/manifesto/Green_Party_2015_General_Election_Manifesto.pdf

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